Reblog if you are horny.


my followers are cuter than ur followers

(Source: sexhaustion)


listening to drunk people stumble down the sidewalk in front of my house talking about how stoked they are to “burn that motherfucking wooden Aggie motherfucker down”

Maybe I’m just new here, but Red Rally seems really odd…

lol just wait, that’s just the beginning


Screaming girls or bloodthirsty orcs—which to fear more?