fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

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smileprettybaby:

missmirandaaraee:

omg

The rot just looks at the pit like “you gunna say me right?”
And then looks so happy that the pit did.

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my-dear-psychopath:

These are probably the best things ever.

EVER.

30roundrevolution:

mmmmbeefy96:

pennsylvanian-country-guy:

sheworeayellowribbon:

rightsideofpolitics:

watchingthedetective:

You fucking retard.

You actual goddamn malformed fucking halfwit.

NO ONE IS ‘TAKING ANYTHING AWAY’ FROM ANY GODDAMN  PERSON YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING WASTE OF AIR. THE IDEA IS TO MAKE IT SO THOSE SAME ‘LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS’ CAN’T JUST WALK INTO COSTCO AND LEAVE WITH A FUCKING SUBMACHINE GUN AND TWELVE TRILLION BULLETS. YOU FUCKING SIMPLETON, PLEASE USE THAT WEAPON YOU SODOMIZE YOUR WORTHLESS SELF WITH NIGHTLY, AND SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE GENITALS UNTIL YOU BLEED TO DEATH.

Classy…

And gun owners are the violent ones…?

Sweetie, (watchingthedetective) you need to refill your government meds immediately.  I’m sure Obama”care” will cover it.  Your behavior is out of control.  

For the record, suggesting that us law-abiding citizens “PLEASE USE THAT WEAPON YOU SODOMIZE YOUR WORTHLESS SELF WITH NIGHTLY, AND SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE GENITALS UNTIL YOU BLEED TO DEATH" will do nothing to stop criminals and their evil intentions.

So much for the peaceful “gun control” crowd.  My oh my.  What a sterling individual we have here.  

God these people are fucking idiots

Classy. Someone shouldn’t be trusted with a gun or allowed to be around children…

  1. Kiss like you mean it.
  2. Remember their birthday, every year.
  3. Make them feel special, even on a monday night with a forecast of rain.
  4. Befriend their Mom, she will tell you stories that no one else can.
  5. Order each other food at restaurants, just to try something new.
  6. Shower together, you may learn to love your body, by seeing the desire and passion in your partners eyes.
  7. Leave notes when you go out for the day, it will make you feel safe.
  8. Watch the Breakfast Club, and pump up your fist in the end, even if it only happens once.
  9. Care for each other when sick, soup is the easiest thing to make.
  10. Make chocolate covered strawberries in summer simply because you can.
  11. Go fishing with their Dad, and listen to what he has to say, even if he may have trouble saying it.
  12. Give each other little presents, even if its just a rose on friday the 13th.
  13. Get angry, but forgive.
  14. Love, love with all you’ve got.

14 things to remember in a relationship (via hollowfawn)

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dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

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